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Momentswithme's avatar

The one I hate is "you attract what you are"

You better not let me swear for you. If I attract what I am, one sweet fine dark tall hocolate, caramel skinned fine man with 7 figures bank account is supposed to be in my DM everyday telling me different reasons why he loves me and telling me about his day, giving me what I need (not only financially oh before one broke boy will come and be shouting under my comment) because that's what I do in a relationship. I give it my all. I don't hold back so why do foolish boys come my way, boys that are hard to look at, acting hard to get.

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Ann Helen's avatar

😂😂😂😂😂

Do the calms my baby

Don’t mind those boys….

And that “you attract what you are”

Is rubbish sha…I have my own story to tell too😂😂😭😭😭

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Love Unscripted's avatar

oya o my love, my dm is open o

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Ann Helen's avatar

You and gist😂

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Love Unscripted's avatar

5&6😂😂

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Love Unscripted's avatar

My dear, trust me, I feel you, it's so annoying

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Abdullah's avatar

This babe is always angry😹😹😹😹

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Ann Helen's avatar

We love boiling over here😂😂

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Abdullah's avatar

There's nothing to be happy about in this country anyway

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Momentswithme's avatar

Na my second name

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Lara's avatar

The way you ended this piece oh chim😩🤌🏽

Drum rolls!!!!!🥁

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Ann Helen's avatar

My love🥰🥰

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Adufee's avatar

I thought I was the only one who noticed o😫😫

The Aura>>>

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Ann Helen's avatar

Thank youuu❤️

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Lara's avatar

Guyyy I felt ittttt😩

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Adufee's avatar

Ann....this here is just so amazing 👏🌹

Your thorough elucidation of these airbrushed half-truths is truly exemplary😫😫❤️

You just don't miss🤌🏽❤️❤️

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Ann Helen's avatar

Thank you my fan😌❤️

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Zəhra Üzeyirli's avatar

Someone cooked here 😌🌷

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Ann Helen's avatar

Thank you Z🥰❤️🌹

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Lara's avatar

I tell youuuu🤌🏽

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Adufee's avatar

That kinda meal your taste buds can't seem to get enough of 😫😫

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Mide's Thoughts's avatar

If there’s a word more majestic than "masterpiece", this is it. You truly devoured this... every line, every thought, just perfection. Chef’s kiss! 😘🔥

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Ann Helen's avatar

Thank you Mide❤️🌹

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Words from Ayomidoyin😌❤️'s avatar

I've read everything, but what stuck out for me is your new MacBook 😔 give that one🫴🏽

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Ann Helen's avatar

😂😂😂😂

If nor be Tinubu country …

What’s MacBook that I cannot buy for you🤭😌

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Words from Ayomidoyin😌❤️'s avatar

Just give me the one you are using now. Make my body calm down

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Munachimsoᥫ᭡'s avatar

The way I wanted to restack everything 😭😭. This is nothing short of a masterpiece ❤️

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Ann Helen's avatar

Thank you babes🥰❤️❤️

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Lara's avatar

Every single word

Hit like a hammer

No one. Absolutely no one could have said it better.

Nice one my babe. You’ve gone above and beyond 😩 I love ittttt👏❤️❤️❤️

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Ann Helen's avatar

My presido 🥰🤭 I’m looking up to you my love ❤️😌

Thank youuuu

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Lara's avatar

😂😂❤️

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Love Unscripted's avatar

What's yours will pass you by like mad!!!😂😂😂 dey play

I swear I was getting angrier as I read each paragraph.. Money doesn't buy happiness, as how??

The thought of receiving my monthly paycheck boost my dopamine by 80% what do you mean money doesn't buy happiness?

Delay is denial with a touch of if you don't take time, nothing for you.😂😂😂😂

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Ann Helen's avatar

😂😂😂😂

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Gina's avatar

Annnnn!!!!!

My billionaire star writer!!!🤭🤭

I enjoyed every bit of this!!!

You see that “children bring blessings” people that actually believe and act on it without any plan to be responsible, they need to be burned to ashes.

And what?

Money be buying my happiness on a steady fam🤌😂😂

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Abdullah's avatar

I loved thissss ❤️

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Ann Helen's avatar

Thank youuuuu❤️❤️

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Biodun's avatar

You have a way of using wit and humor 👏👏

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Momentswithme's avatar

Make i concentrate for this class before this woman go send me out

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Momentswithme's avatar

Ehhhhhhhhh

Someone is angryyyyyyyy

I just had to comment this before reading it finish cause I'm in class. The way I'm grinning ehn, you would think my crush has finally seen me and asked me on a dinner date.(So this is how you people feel when I drop my rants? Wow)

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